Friday, December 14, 2007

In-Flight Entertainment

Our test crew was headed to USA Speedway in Lakeland this week when they got a stand up comedy routine from the flight attendant on board. (Read these out loud with your best Japanese accent for the full effect...)

1. If you need oxygen during the flight, put the oxygen mask to your mouth and breathe slowly. Don't breathe fast, or you will get high.
2. Your seat is your flotation device. If you need it, rip the cushion off, hug it, and start swimming. You know, swimming is good for you. Good for your whole body. So just swim, swim...
3. If you are going to get sick, use this bag before it’s too late. Then, don’t put it on the floor, because you will step on it. Then, we will all get sick.
4. Don't smoke in the lavatory. You will get busted.
5. We have soda, beer, wine, hard liquor. I have vodka and an orange. I could make you a screwdriver. I will give you time to decide what you want. Then I will come around for your drink order. (We don’t actually serve alcohol on the team planes – this was just his imagination running wild!)

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

2nd attempt

Anyone at TRB know when the 2008 paint scheme will be revealed. I don't need an exact date, but many of us are really curious. December? January? February?

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this is why I don't fly willingly, lol.

8:13 PM  
Anonymous savannah david said...

There's nothing like a good laugh. I could picture/hear this being done impromptu - and that's funny. Go get 'em boys!

4:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the humor.
~Nan

8:05 PM  
Anonymous mouse said...

LOL. For some reason when I read this, I pictured it being done by Yoji from Miami Ink. And it made it that much funnier.

2:23 AM  
Anonymous lovinbv83 said...

HAPPY 26th Birthday AJ! Hope that your enjoying your day! Hope that your birthday wishes come true for you on your special day.Happy Holidays to you and Lynne.

12:48 PM  
Blogger JJandBV said...

Happy Birthday AJ

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AJ!!!! Hope you have a great day today!

1:56 PM  
Blogger Kristin said...

Happy Birthday AJ!!! Hope you're having a fantastic day.

2:23 PM  
Blogger racing bull said...

As stated before, we will post the '08 paint scheme on here as soon as we possibly can. Thanks!

7:09 AM  
Blogger nicole83 said...

Happy Birthday AJ!!! Have fun!

8:22 AM  

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