Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Brit's Shoplifting List

Cameras caught pop princess Britney Spears lifting a lighter — valued at $1.39 — on Dec. 7 from a SoCal service station. Three weeks earlier, Spears’ shoplifting spree began with a wig from an X-rated Hustler store in West Hollywood.

Brit’s recent five-finger discounts beg the question: What might catch her fancy in Red Bull Racing Team’s shop?

+ Team swag. For the times when underpants get left behind.

+ AJ’s No. 84. The car screams safety and is perfect for the reckless driver who only recently obtained a valid license. It comes in handy in those alleged hit-and-run incidents, too — good for a quick getaway.

+ Spotter Tim Fedewa. His keen eye for traffic signals can alert Spears that she’s approaching a red light and should press the pedal on the left.

+ HANS device. Never again will sons Sean Preston and Jayden James have to ride around unrestrained.

+ BV’s blocking mirror (pictured above). Spears has been known to run over a foot or two.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing she needs out of the Red Bull shop is AJ's rookie stripes.

5:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She needs to stay FAR away from the Team Red Bull shop. The only thing she needs to try to get is a personal driver.

6:51 AM  

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